M: Look Kai, the dentist sent you a Happy Birthday email!
K: Oh, I'll go brush my teeth.
K: Do you know what my favorite part about going to the doctor was?
J: Getting a sucker?
K: Uh, my second favorite thing?
K: Getting to pee in the cup and putting it in the mini door
C: We thank you that Mommy could have DJ, so we can have some cuteness in the house.
I mentioned to Jake that I needed to pump and he burst out into song-
You're gonna get your, get your pump; hook it up to your lady lumps. Your lumps, your lumps, your lovely lady lumps.
K: Liam, what's your favorite color
C: He'll just say the last thing you said. Green!
K: What's your favorite color?
Reason for taking my phone-
K: I wanted to know what it felt like to have a phone in my pocket.
Reason for not using the toilet for his poo -
K: Because I didn't want to.
At least it was stashed in TP bundles. On Saturday, he will be cleaning all the bathrooms in the house.